I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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