Having a random hookup so left but love u
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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