how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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