TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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