She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
It's never too late to be topless.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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