Its about making memories worth repressing
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Randomize
