In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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