It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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