NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I licked your asshole in confidence.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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