How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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