nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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