that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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