I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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