Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Boobs speak an international language.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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