fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
