Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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