I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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