Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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