Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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