Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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