So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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