One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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