Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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