My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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