Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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