I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I understand Curling. That high.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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