you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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