I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I need to sanitize my soul.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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