Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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