So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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