belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
