What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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