Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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