Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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