Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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