Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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