scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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