Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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