what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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