I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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