I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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