like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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