We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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