Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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