i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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