So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
