I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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