I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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