Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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