i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Randomize
