Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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