I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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