is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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